The 39th gate says:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

Open Root Center says:
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Defined Ego Says:
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

The Logic Circuitry Says:
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

The Defined Solar Plexus Says:
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Tribal Circuitry Says:
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

NO CHOICE:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

The 18-58 Channel Says:
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Defined Root Center says:
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Manifesting Generator to the Pure Generator:
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

The Individual Circuit Says:
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.