How many _______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Projectors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They hire generators to do that kind of stuff.

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How many Manifestors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fuck off!

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How many Generators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One manifesting generator to do it in three seconds flat and another pure generator to clean up the mess afterwards.

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How many reflectors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hold on, this could take a while.


LOL Ruthelf...I like your projector eye, very funny. A team of generators hired by generators is hilarious (and quite true!)

the idea of the wife switching on the light on and zapping the non-informing manifestor really made me giggle.

and the original jokes are too good, thanks Gennaro.

i love humour, good defence for open beings IMHO.
will try and come up with something worthwhile soon;-p

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Generators and lightbulbs - ah-hah!

Well, that depends I guess, it might take many generators, thousands in fact, and a lot of time, as you would have to wait for one of them to respond to that particular lightbulb, in that particular room, on a day when the maia wasn't distracting them to something else.

And in a room full of generators, some might think that they are the ones to screw in this particular light bulb and they waste a lot of energy trying to figure how they are going to achieve this feat - heavens, they might even try to get a team of other generators working on the problem.

Candles could be an option, but then how many generators does it take to light a candle.........

May God grant Projectors patience

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Are they that unsatisfying in bed?

Of course they are. God knew why he did not give manifestors sex drive. You don't want somebody 'informing' you he's about to rape you! And that's when he's living his design!

Let's pray Ra does not see this :roll:

She should have informed them. How many manifestors is she married to anyway? Are they that unsatisfying in bed?

Re: How many _______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

gennaro wrote:
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How many Manifestors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Quite a few, because they've forgotten to inform as usual and gotten fried when their wife walked into the room with the dinner switching on the light.

BZZZZZ :shock: :idea:

ya made me giggle